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who came up with the word colonel and what is their problem
#probably the same person who made ‘read’ past tense of ‘read’
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longtimeloverslongtimefriends:
Possibly the cutest thing I have ever seen!
#the 4th gif tho #let’s get a dog they said it’ll be fun they said
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untitled by monsters and ghosts on Flickr.
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according to USA Today, the average tumblr user spends 2.5 hours a month on tumblroops
more like 2.5 hours a day
more like 2.5 hours an hour
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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
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there are animals called dikdiks
pronounced.. dick-dicks?
no pronounced xylophone
My neighbor just yelled to one of his buddies “How many ounces are in a quart?”
His friend didnt know.
I yelled down from my window “32 ounces!” and then hid.
He looked around and then yelled out “Thank you female God!”
WHY DO RELIGIOUS FIGURES HAVE SUCH TINY WEENIES???
caravaggio’s angel’s weewee doesn’t conquer all.
PRUD’HON’S DUDE. look at it
michelangelo pls. it’s a micro peepee cmon
actually!!!!!!!!! this goes back to the greeks
according to the ancient greeks, having a big wingwong was considered bestial and lewd and sometimes even subhuman
it sort of meant that the dude had a difficult time controlling his sexual urges etc (stereotyping due to dick: officially old as balls)
and a teenie weenie was considered more beautiful and more idk cultured i guess the word would be, like you don’t think about sex all the time cos its just kinda lil and not controlling you like some kind of phallic puppeteer
which is why classical greek statuary dudes have itty bitty dongles
and the canon of dickular proportion just kinda went on through the ages cos everyone was just completely in boners w greece for like ever
so there you go
why arts have miniscule manmeat
an essay by vermouth
That was actually quite fascinating, Vermouth. You should do more art essays on here. Or more essays period.
So would Matt Settle.
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